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Our web sites have sexually stimulating content (stories with minimal images) to appeal to intelligent and literate biological females and
biological males who want to cultivate their imagination, and become totally attuned to their erogenous zones.

Our initial content has been created by the dick-brain who calls himself Harry Merkin. We are soliciting
user-generated content from a group of fans. To date, we have received erotic plot ideas and bare-bones outlines. These will be developed into publishable stories in the near future. Though we have zero social media presence now, we plan to open accounts anonymously. Our intention is to create a lively community of hands-on hedonists.

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Stimulating Stories About One Night Stands
 A Compilation of Literate Erotica


Could I Buy You a Drink?
by Harry Merkin


This short story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s vivid imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual human beings, living or dead, business enterprises, events or locales is entirely coincidental.


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I had been dumped 4 months previously and had been too busy to date or even look. Now, a week before my birthday, the urge to find a girl, especially a horny girl, became all consuming. The guys suggested the new place by the interstate. They claimed the girls who went for happy hour had the same thing on their minds that I did.

The Friday afternoon meeting at work took too long and even after a fast shower and shave, I got there an hour later than planned. While looking for a parking spot, I saw three girls exit a car and go in. The one in the dress with flowers looked especially interesting.

I waited about 5 minutes to go in. Then walked around the packed bar and saw them together at a table. She looked up at that moment and we made eye contact. Her smile was all I needed to see.

“Could I buy you a drink?”

“Of course, we just got here.”

She introduced me to her friends and we talked. And talked. And talked. The place was obviously short-staffed. After 15 minutes, she told me she had skipped lunch and would rather we go eat first. We walked out and decided the adjacent restaurant was perfect.

Supper with her was so pleasant. She had been in the Peace Corps, had just returned, and was starting as a high school teacher at the end of the summer. The only other American in her jungle village was trying to become a shaman and was always high or stoned or passed out on a bench in the plaza. During dessert, she told me, “I haven’t slept with a guy in more than two years.”

“I broke up 4 months ago.”

“My apartment is just north of the high school. We could go there.”

“Do you want to call your friends before we leave?

“Yes. I’ll meet you outside in 5 minutes.”

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Her apartment still had lots of boxes and almost no furniture. She took me by the hand into her bedroom. We kissed. I pulled down the zipper at her back and slid the dress off her shoulders. She wriggled to let the dress fall to her feet. When I looked at her bare breasts, she said, “My dress has a built-in bra.” She moved it with her toes to show me.

“I wish my first girlfriend had had one like that. It took me forever to undo her bra the first time.”

“I lost my virginity while wearing a bra because my prom date couldn’t remove it and I didn’t want to tell him how to do it.”

By now we are each down to one article of clothing. She went to the bathroom and came out with a new box of condoms and a bottle of rum. “I’m kinda rusty sex-wise. I think a drink will help."

She downed a big gulp and handed me the bottle. I drank a sip and returned it. She took another big gulp and I took the bottle away and capped it.

She was great in bed. We started pleasuring each other orally, then I gave her an orgasm by hand, and we finished with long, slow intercourse. Though I did wonder if she would always be like that or if she would need stiff drinks to shed inhibitions.

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At about three in the morning, I woke up with my crotch covered with lotion and she was holding my penis and humming. She saw that I was awake and said, “Let's fuck again.”

“What time is it?”

“It's sex time!”

“Could you wait a few more hours?

“I really need an orgasm right now. I really, really want one.”

“Could you play with yourself while I shower to get all this lotion off?”

She spread her legs and took my hand. “You start. You know which buttons to push.”

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After my shower, she was still humming and touching herself. I made mental notes of her technique to use them if we had a second date. Her pace sped up and soon her thigh muscles were quivering and she was arching her back and moaning loudly. My erection was huge and I got on her and started kissing. Within 20 seconds she had taken hold of my penis and put it in her vagina. I'm so glad we did it again, this time was even better..


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The End

Harry Merkin (a nom de guerre) is a dick-brain who is more articulate than an arthropod and has many ways with words. He tries desperately not to write like Edward Bulwer-Lytton, but often fails.

NOTES
A. This short story is a fabrication.


Photo Props acquired for proposed stimulating images or short videos. – floral dress with built-in bra
and black satin tap pants for a model to wear.


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