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Stimulating Stories About Group Sex
A Compilation of Literate Erotica


Making Waves
by Harry Merkin


This short story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author’s vivid imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual human beings, living or dead, business enterprises, events or locales is entirely coincidental.


Cast of Characters


Dave and Denise - The homeowners and hosts of frequent hot tub sex parties. Denise is an ICU nurse, as are all the other females.

Gore, Jr. and Beth - Within a few months after his birth, as determined by his sisters, his name devolved from Gore, Jr., to Baby Gore, to Little Gore, and finally (much to his parent's consternation), to Gorilla. The nickname served him well in high school and college football. It is on his business cards at the Porsche dealership and he is always a hit at Luftgekült. Beth was the first of her peers to lose her virginity.

Bill and the 3rd ICU nurse - A newlywed couple.

Harry and the 4th ICU nurse - Harry's blind date was the last of her peers to lose her virginity. She has a beautiful singing voice and a wicked sense of humor. She and Gorilla were childhood next-door neighbors. They were inseparable for years and co-wrote during a summer in high school their parody, Vampira Guantanamera.

The action occurs one month into the New Year, around a patio and hot tub in a gated community in south Florida.

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There was another hot tub party scheduled for the night of the big game and Dave assured me that his wife’s friend really wanted to meet me. He reminded me, “everyone gets laid,” and, “no swim trunks allowed.” It seemed like a win-win proposition.

I got there on time and found two couples and the extremely cute blind date already in the tub, drinking beer or wine, and snacking - all of them apparently naked. (Denise, Dave's well-endowed wife had her two big distractions half in - half out of the water.) I undressed in the bedroom marked with a chair by the door, with several towels on its seat. Inside, there were coats and jackets on the bed, shoes on the floor in front of a dresser and three bins on the dresser with the names of the three guest couples written on masking tape. One bin was for the blind date and me.

I wrapped a towel around my waist and walked out.

Dave, a custom boat outfitter, had built a very convenient teak serving table around two sides of the tub. Everyone was ignoring the action on the huge TV on the wall and the volume on the speakers was muted.

Denise is a great cook and her salacious theme tonight was papaya. There were grilled papaya wedges drizzled with her signature rum and coke reduction; papaya, habanero and mango chutney; Jamón Ibérico and manchego cheese panini; and papaya sorbet in the ice cream maker. And, lest I forget, a ceramic half papaya bowl filled with assorted condoms was by the napkins and cutlery.

I sat next to the blind date and discovered we had both been dumped at around the same time from long-term relationships, and that she was not ready to start anything serious. After a while, we noticed the other couples in the tub were making out and still no one was watching the TV in the porch.  The blind date did not object when I moved very close and put an arm around her.

A bit later Dave and Denise went out and said the spare bedroom was available for those wanting to have sex (Denise asked that we not do it on the coats, as had happened in the past). The newlywed shot out of the water and said, “We go first.” He and his bride had been embracing and his erection was large. She called out his name and tried to cover his penis. When he would not move, she grabbed it, pulling him back in. He slipped, almost landing on his wife with a tsunami splash that soaked the remaining food. Everyone started laughing and those two were all over each other. The girl got free and jumped out and did not cover herself with a towel. She turned to her tipsy husband and asked if he was coming. He got out and they went into the house giggling and grabbing each other.

The blind date and I then started kissing and fooling around - it must have been the nudity, our nearness, and seeing the neighbors necking. She held my penis and I slid a finger between her labia. Once she was warmed up, I whispered asking to put a finger in her vagina. She said, "Yes." I soon found the right spot and massaged it both from within and with my thumb on the outside. She was electrified. Her breathing became a rapid panting and her moaning was music to my ears. She experienced multiple orgasms and continued pumping my penis.

Before long, we were getting frequent waves lapping onto us. I told her that Beth and Gorilla were having sex. She called out, "Beth, are you and Gorilla fucking?"

"Of course we are. What are you and Harry doing?"

"He has given me more orgasms in the last few minutes than I got all last year."

"How is he doing it?"

"With his fucking fingers. It's amazing."

"Stand so I can see how he is doing it."

"Beth, I don't want you to see my pussy."

"I'm a nurse. I see naked people all the time."

"You won't tell anyone at the hospital?"

"No. Let me see."

"Okay."

She stood and I continued my pincer maneuver and she had another orgasm in front of Beth and Gorilla. They applauded.

Beth suggested we have a race to see which guy can last the longest at intercourse. The blind date reached over to the papaya bowl to get me a condom.

We stayed at opposite corners of the hot tub and were soon creating huge waves. Gorilla and I finished simultaneously and the girls cheered.

The four of us jumped out of the bodily fluid soup and continued the celebration. After a few more drinks, Beth asked Gorilla and the blind date to sing their funny song.

They stood naked, but felt no shame. She beheld his manhood and he beheld her womanhood, and it was very good. They moved closer, held hands and sang the parody:
 

(Lyrics © 2019)
Yo soy un hombre sin cerdo
De donde carecen las palmas
Yo soy un hombre sin cerdo
De donde carecen las palmas
Y antes de dormirme quiero
Cantar mis penas porcinas

Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera
Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera

Mi verso es de una vampira mala
Y de su colmillo carmino
Mi verso es de una vampira mala
Y de su colmillo carmino
Mi verso es mí cerdo herido
Que busca en el monte más sangre

Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera
Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera

Cultivo la caña alta
En junio como en enero
Cultivo la caña alta
En junio como en enero
Para el amigo cerdo
Y su hocico de duelo y espanto

Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera
Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera

Y para el cerdo muerto-vivo
Mí corazon esta herido
Y para el cerdo muerto-vivo
Mí corazon esta herido
Nardo y hormiga consigo
Compongo la maldicíon

Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera
Guantanamera
Vampira Guantanamera

Con los hombres de la tierra
Quiero yo mí mal sueño enviar
Con los hombres de la tierra
Quiero yo mí mal sueño enviar
El arroyo de la sangre
Lo odio más que la maraña
(
Lyrics © 2019)

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The End

Harry Merkin (a nom de guerre) is a dick-brain who is more articulate than an arthropod and has many ways with words. He tries desperately not to write like Edward Bulwer-Lytton, but often fails.

NOTES
A. This short story is a fabrication.

B. In south Florida, do not use the word 'papaya' in polite company.

C. The parody, Vampira Guantanamera, was composed during the first two days of October, 2019 by the resident polyglot at the United States Autoerotic Association. Lyrics © 2019 by the owner of autoeros.com - all worldwide rights reserved.
 


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