Autoerotic Association

(United States Autoerotic Association)

Thanks for visiting the primary site of the United States Autoerotic Association.

Our web sites have sexually stimulating content (stories with minimal images) to appeal to intelligent and literate biological females and biological males who want to cultivate their imagination, and become totally attuned to their erogenous zones.

Our initial content has been created by the dick-brain who calls himself Harry Merkin. We are soliciting user-generated content from a group of fans. To date, we have received erotic plot ideas and bare-bones outlines. These will be developed into publishable stories in the near future. Though we have zero social media presence now, we plan to open accounts anonymously. Our intention is to create a lively community of hands-on hedonists.

DECLARATION

When in the course of erotic events, it becomes necessary for one person to enhance the physical bonds which have connected him (her) with another, or to assume the innate powers of self-gratification when not in a relationship, the separate and equal status to which the laws of nature and of nature's Autoerotic God entitle them, an indecent disrespect to the opinions of holier-than-thou prudes requires that he (she) should declare the causes which impel him (her) to take matters into his (her) own hands.

We hold these truths to be self-evident:
That all men (women) are created with an autoerotic capacity; that they are endowed by their Autoerotic Creator with certain anatomy and urges; that among these are autoerotic life, autoerotic liberty, and the pursuit of autoerotic happiness; that, to secure these autoerotic rights, social constructs are instituted among men (women), deriving their just autoerotic powers from the consent of the autoerotic governed; that whenever any form of social construct becomes destructive of these autoerotic ends, it is the right of the autoerotic people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new autoerotic social construct.

We, therefore, the representatives of the United States Autoerotic Association, in a biker bar restroom assembled, appealing to the Supreme Autoerotic Judge of the world for the rectitude of our autoerotic intentions, do, in the name and by the authority of the good autoerotic people of these colonies solemnly publish and declare, That these United Autoerotic Colonies are, and of right ought to be, FREE AND INDEPENDENT AUTOEROTIC STATES; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the mass of repressed prudes and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Hypocrisy is, and ought to be, totally dissolved; and that, as free and independent autoerotic states, they have full power to levy warmth, conclude orgasms, contract hook-ups, establish romance, and do all other acts and things which independent autoerotic states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of a Divine Autoerotic Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our sex lives, our autoerotic futures, and our sacred hands.

(signed)
John Hand-Cock (Who else?)

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