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the Merkin
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the Merkin
blog
by Harry Merkin
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autoeros.com -
14
September 2021
Some of you want more details about, She
Is Barely Married, an illicit story. Here you
go:
First of all, it
has been my experience that
only one third (plus or
minus) of women can
experience a vaginal orgasm.
At first, it often takes
much longer than a clitoral
orgasm. In other words,
don’t try this during a
furtive fuck in the attic or
basement while her parents
are elsewhere in the house.
How long could it take? The
longest for one of my
girlfriends has been 45
minutes. She stayed
lubricated. She really liked
the climax. Anyway, who
fucks with a stopwatch?
Trust me, time flies when
you are having fun.
Here is the key fact: there
is potential for a vaginal
orgasm IF she stays aroused
and lubricated for many
minutes of intercourse
WITHOUT direct, external
clitoral stimulation. Stop
if she is not lubricated.
Work on her clit if you want
to be with her for more than
this one time.
One of these days I’ll write
about the girl I met at the
apartment pool. She came up
to my place and we kept
talking while I removed my
Speedo and rinsed it in the
lavatory. She was nonchalant
about my nudity. I took that
as a good sign.
11
September 2021
She Is
Barely Married, an illicit
story, is available. (read
more)
6
May 2021
Long-suffering Melinda Gates filed for
divorce. Is this why?
Bill Gates, he
can’t muster much keenness
For pounding
his wife’s Mount of Venus.
She's so
seldom orgasm-ly loft;
Microscopic
and soft
Is the usual
state of Bill's penis.
original limerick by the
one they call Desanex
11
October 2020
Shere
Hite died
a month ago at
age 77.
04
October 2020
More
Lust in the
Time of the
Corona. My newest
story, How
Our Love Began,
is
now available.
(read more)
21
March 2020
Lust
in the Time of
Corona (with
apologies to
Gabriel García
Márquez):
Russian bodybuilder and fitness model Yulia Ushakova Models Medical Masks
Imagine
unmasking her!
14
February 2020
My
Valentine's
Day story, I
Want To Do
More, is
now available.
(read more)
12
February 2020
Here
is a foretaste
of my
Valentine's
Day story, I
Want To Do
More:
We
kissed on our
second date.
The first kiss
was not
premeditated.
Our eyes met
during a lull
in our
conversation.
Smiles, more
shy than
sensuous,
filled our
faces and we
moved closer.
Our smiles
grew and our
lips moved
closer. Just
when our
smiles could
not get any
bigger, our
lips met, but
only for an
instant. We
had been
unprepared for
the intensity
of that first
kiss. We
kissed again.
And yet again.
These were simply
kisses. Not a kiss as a
preliminary nor a kiss as
prelude. Those came soon.
The kiss as
prelude is the mark of
lovers.
It starts with a
glance that leads to a kiss.
The kiss becomes a prelude
to more kisses. Those kisses
become a prelude to
foreplay. Foreplay is a
prelude to splaying legs and
spilling semen. With time,
kisses become a prelude to
promises that lead to a
commitment that leads to
permanence. Kisses bind us.
2
February 2020
Happy
Groundhog Day.
Harry finally
came out of
his writing
cave and saw
his shadow.
His latest
creative
project is
political
porn. Check
out these
pages:
a. BLOG: comments,
ephemera,
speculation, etc.
b. How to tell if your news source has an agenda.
c. An Introduction to The Left in 7 Parts.
Our
next
installment of
erotica for
this site is
due Valentines
Day. We hope
it will get
your juices
flowing.
16
January 2020
More
story ideas are
coming in. Some
will end up in
our fetish site.
Thank you for
sharing.
1
January 2020
A
new story, Latter
Day
Dalliance,
is now
available. (read more)
16
December 2019
The next
part of Californicated
is now
available. (read
more)
Part
one of
Californicated
is now
complete. Part
two will
appear during
2020.
30 November 2019
Yet more of
Californicated
is now available. (read
more)
The fifth installment
will be posted in mid
December 2019.
13
November 2019
More
of Californicated
is now
available. (read
more)
The fourth
installment will
be posted in
late November
2019.
31
October 2019
More of Californicated
is now available. (read
more)
The third installment
will be posted 13
November 2019.
17 October 2019
Californicated
is now online. (read
more)
The second installment
will be posted 31
October 2019
10 October 2019
So far, I've
told only a few
Harvard college
classmates and other
friends about this new
venture. Thank you so
much for spreading the
word. Your knowledge
of merkins, and where
they are worn, is impressive.
3
October 2019
Making
Waves
is now online. (read
more)
28
September 2019
Coming soon: Making Waves, a story
of two couples having sex in a hot tub,
and our Halloween-themed, Californicated.
22
September 2019
Could autoeros be applied to
automobiles? Cunningly yes, as in she
being Brand new, a
delicious poem by e. e. cummings.
I am now driven to distraction
by memories of making out (and more)
with girlfriends while in my car. Oh, to
fog up the windows again!
21 September 2019
So, what is autoeros?
It is 'self love' and no less worthy of
'wordship' than autocrator, autocratrix
or autodidact. Essentially,
autoeroticism is autodidactic; one of
the first things we teach ourselves.
20 September 2019
Welcome to the new primary site of the
United States Autoerotic Association. he
following pages have additional content
and links to stimulating short stories:
http://www.autoeros.com/dec.html
http://www.autoeros.com/first.html
http://www.autoeros.com/college.html
http://www.autoeros.com/one.html
http://www.autoeros.com/outdoor.html
http://www.autoeros.com/three.html
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